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100 Hetalia headcannons..

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[Please read the description before going on to the list. Gracias~ :3]

1. There are personifications for America's states; all of them are 'adopted', but he likes to think of them as his kids, even if most of them are older than him.
2. Native America is America and Canada's mother. She represents the whole of North America, but like America with his states, there once were representations of each individual Native American civilization [i.e. Aztecs, Incas, Iroquois…etc.] and most of the present states are children of them.
3. America actually 'killed' England during the revolution.
4. England sleeps with a stuffed bear. [Idea from my pal Fang and her Epic story's-]
5. The only way a nation can truly be killed is when his or her people and culture have disappeared, or been completely destroyed. However, they can physically "die", meaning their bodies can shut down, but they'll come back to life sooner or later. Often they spend this time in a coma-like state, and are very vulnerable when this happens.
6. England's birth name was "Britannia" which he inherited from his mother.
7. He later shortened it to "Britain" after an embarrassing episode with the bad touch trio.
8. The bad touch trio once named their club with the first initials of their human names, until Antonio randomly pointed it out that it spelled the word F.A.G and Gilbert demanded they change it.
9. England once had a secret garden of white roses where he would spend his isolation, after awaking from his post-revolution coma. He burned it down.
10. There is a secret "Nation-only" language that they are born knowing, that enables them to all speak with each other.
11. Hong Kong and America are pyromaniacs and share their brotherly love by scaring the crap out of England.
12. Amelia Earhart taught America how to fly.
13. Birth-wise America and Canada are twins, with Canada being the elder. Independence-wise America is older, often causing confusion among the other nations.
14. America's original colonial house was built by England and his fairies. It has millions of protective charms around it and is still the place America feels safest.
15. America rues the day "Oregon Trail" was created and vowed to kill the person who invented it when his character got his tenth bought of typhoid.
16. England can't swim and refuses to learn how.
17. Jeanne D' Arc is the only person France ever truly loved and he still holds a slight grudge against England for her death.
18. England often blames himself for Jeanne's death, especially since he can see her ghost still looking after France.
19. Belarus doesn't truly understand the meaning of marriage. She is devoted to Russia because he cares for and protects her and feels that he is the only man she can truly trust in life.
20. That feeling is slowly starting to change shortly after 1991 and her time spent with America. [*shot*]
21. France had to give Canada to England not out of malice but because he could no longer support him.
22. Prussia has adopted Veneziano as his secondary younger brother and assists Germany in 'babysitting' him.
23. Prussia and Canada have an epic bromance and love to mess with the other nations for sport. [Totally taken from this-]
24. Lichtenstein often wishes she were more involved in world affairs and can be scarier than her brother.
25. Romano and America will never talk about their time together in the 1920's. And will shoot anyone who brings it up.
26. Canada uses his partial invisibility to his advantage, such as spying and stuff…
27. He can often control it. Seeing as it's less a physical thing and more as a thought implant into one's mind, making the person believe they are not seeing what is right before them.
28. England may often confuse Canada and America together, but he never forgets either of his little brothers.
29. Each nation has had a 'breaking point' in which they have lost their way and their minds.
30. Sealand idolizes America and Canada.
31. England is one of the few nations who has no qualms about killing humans to shut them up. France and the other Old nations are also mostly in this group.
32. England once met jack the ripper.
33. He is still trying to catch him till this day.
34. Iggy accidently inspired J.K Rowling to write the Harry Potter novels. While drunk.
35. When Russia was an adolescent, England took him under his wing. It didn't end well.
36. Russia is only jealous of America because he had a 'perfect life and family' and then gave it up.
37. …and because he keeps making fun of him.
38. England likes to tell stories and sing lullaby's to his younger brothers when in tough situations.
39. America likes to say he hates it, but worries if England doesn't.
40. Russia and America have now decided to settle all petty disputes with a good game of 'Call of Duty.'
41. England dominates 'Ages of Empires' but no one wants to play with him anymore.
42. Iggy is only a bad cook when he's stressed…which is most of the time.
43. Hungary is waiting for Prussia to suck it up and admit that he likes her.
44. Veneziano see's Austria as a father figure.
45. Germany thinks of Veneziano as his crazy younger brother, and really doesn't mind looking after him.
46. England was once a part of the bad touch trio.
47. When it was a gang, including Hungary, Austria and Japan.
48. Germany was once ordered to kill Italy during WWII. He couldn't.
49. Some nations like to be around humans, while others don't trust them.
50. Ukraine once painted a room full of sunflowers to calm Russia down when he was little.
51. Lichtenstein can see the fairies and creatures following England, but doesn't say anything because she thinks it's none of her business.
52. England catches colds a lot.
53. America often has nightmares, and prefers to sneak away to find either Canada or England after waking. Preferably both.
54. Every nation has a secret place they hide away their 'memories' (kind of like the secret codes the alchemist hide their notes in FMA.)
55. England named America after "Alfred the Great," who was like a father-figure to him.
56. In the past, nations were able to recognize other nations by spotting the light-like borderlines etched into their skin. With the dying of the old magyks, many nations are unable to see them now.
57. There are two separate organizations that have existed for centuries upon millennia, one dedicated on protecting the nations secrets and another bent on hunting the nations down. (Out there, I know, but you will be seeing them in quite a few of my stories, so…*shrug*)
58. The animals or non-human companions that nations keep take on the nation's immortality. This is because such creatures become the nation's familiars if the bond is strong enough, and their spirits are tied together. :bulletred:
59. America once got the bright idea to kidnap Japan, England and Canada and drag them on a misadventured road trip around the US.
60. The Confederate States of America had a personification. […and through popular vote…he has been named Jonathan.]
61. The nations are extremely protective of the micronations. There's an unspoken agreement among them to always look out for the little ones. :bulletred:
62. England doesn't want to acknowledge Sealand as a country because he wants Sealand to stay young and carefree, protected from the harshness of the world. He doesn't want to show affection to the boy because he's afraid that Sealand will eventually leave him one day. :bulletred:
63. Sealand really does think that America is a hero. :bulletred:
64. America is nearly as optimistic as he seems, but only because he tries ridiculously hard to maintain it. Whenever they see that it's threatening to overwhelm him, England and Canada take him somewhere secluded and force him to relax. This usually involves sleeping in the same bed together in a purely platonic and fluffy, brotherly way. (brofluff cuddles!) :bulletred:
65. England was a member of the Inklings. He was friends with Tolkien and Lewis. :bulletred:
66. England will always be a rocker at heart. :bulletred:
67. He has an amazing singing voice. :bulletred:
68. America assisted in writing the script for Cowboys & Aliens.
69. It is his favorite movie. Ever. :bulletred:
70. America once wanted to be the red ranger. Then he heard that the sliver one was more of a hero.
71. England inadvertently gave himself the nickname 'Iggy' while heavily drunk. [See-]:bulletred:
72. America inserts movie quotes into his conversations whenever possible. [Like Tony from NCIS~] :bulletred:
73. All the nations have a wide, wide range of talents. This is because they live so long and pick up on things very quickly. :bulletred:
74. Prussia taught America how to fight, hand to hand.
75. England taught America how to shoot.
76. France taught America…let's not go there.
77. [NND] New York still partially believes the revolutionary war is still going on and tries to annex Canada daily.
78. [NND] He also tries to assassinate England. Neither ever goes well…
79. [NND] New York is the main reason the declaration took so long to be made. He could never decide on anything.
80. [NND] The last time America and New York played catch, Brooklyn had a 6.5 earthquake.
81. [NND] Georgia and New York have a cat and dog relationship.
82. [NND] Their fights usually end with someone somewhat sensible [ie, England, Canada…] knocking their heads together.
83. [NND] New York owns every bit of Yankee and Mets paraphernalia ever made, and is constantly alternating jerseys.
84. [HetaOni] After the nations finally leave the mansion, all their memories of all the previous time loops will return to them.
85. [HetaOni] Many will have breakdowns afterwards.

[The rest of these will be crossover head canons, because that's mostly what I will be writing for in Hetalia]
86. [Amadeus] Austria once scolded Mozart for his misbehavior and was forced to paint his hair pink.
87. [ICARLY] Spencer met Canada on an accidental bus ride—to Canada. They are now online pen pals. [Look for this one soon. :3]
88. [FMA-COS] Towards the end of WWI, England taught Eckhart the ancient magic's and the existence of parallel worlds in a last- ditch effort to destroy Germany from the inside out. He thinks she never succeeded.
89. [Trauma Center] Dr. Stiles almost had a heart attack when Veneziano died on his table and then woke up three days later.
90. [Harry Potter] England has not physically been to the magical world since the last Great War.
91. [TRC] Fai and Iggy have met. Several times in fact and they do not get along.
92. [Durarara!!!] Japan often wonders who would win in a fight, America or Shizou?
93. [Durarara!!!] Iggy and Celty go way back~ :bulletred:
94. [HOUSE MD.] America idolizes Dr. House.
95. [FMA-TPR] Alfred met Alphonse when the young boy got lost in a train station in Canterbury. They became fast friends and often meet up to complain about their strange elder brothers.
96. [Fruba] Tohru and Kiku's mail accidently got mixed up once and she wandered all around Japan just to give it to him.
97.    [Supernatural]England created the hunters. Nearly all of the information and techniques they use were discovered, invented, or gathered by him.  :bulletred:
98.   [Ghost Whisperer] England was overjoyed when he met Melinda for the first time. Someone who could finally see the way he could?
99. [Lost Girl] England is worried about the wars of the Fae happing in his brothers' country; unfortunately America refuses to acknowledge it.
100.   [Lost Girl] Bo and Iggy have a potential 'thing' going on.
Totally stole this from *PwnedByPineapple [because I'm so original, right?]. It was originally created by ~ProperBritishGent
and ~Walk-of-Justice . [Hey guys, I don't know you, but I love your names! *shot*]

I debated posting this for awhile, because well, really, everytime I write/draw something for Hetalia I feel so guilty. Especially stuff like this, maybe
because I'm used to being into fandoms when they first start and I kind of just got into Hetalia, recently. [I keep saying that...but it's almost been a year now, right?]
Or because most people I know either hate hetalia with a passion or are yaoi/incest obsessed nutcases.And, because I don't want people to think I've abandoned FMA
and TRC [which I haven't, I don't think I could...even if I tried] *sigh* I'm pathetic...

Most of these headcanons are out there, because I'm an AU writer and although I am completely capable of writing in-canon, I most often don't. Why? Because it's canon.
It's already there...you know it is. Au's and crossovers are just so much more fun to write.[And if you think this is bad, you should see the headcanons I have for FMA]
So, yeah I totally bit off of pineapple [see red bullets] and included crossovers and HetaOni stuff. I also included some of my headcanon for #NationsNeverDie

In addition, certain headcannons like numbers,6 and 7,9,56 and 57...are actually from an AU script I'm writing for ~TheBritishEmpire and ~StupidAmericanTrash's
England centric fangame.

Numbers 8, 40 and 41...are inside jokes between my little brother ~startry and I.


Yep. Hm...that's all folks. :iconfuckyeahamericaplz:
Hasta la Pasta. :3
~Hyuu
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You know, headcanon #50 wouldn't be possible because sunflowers originated from the "New World" and thus little!Russia wouldn't know of their existence :'-(